One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.Not more than five minutes later, I heard herReporting to the rest of the family that he hadDied of a ‘massive internal fart.’Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg4. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, ‘How long have you been bedridden?’After a look of complete confusion she answered...‘ Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.’Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson, Corvallis, OR5. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams ... To cover my embarrassmentI had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughingAnd further embarrassing me.I looked up from my work and sheepishly said...‘ I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?’She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard...‘ No. My sister fell down right next to me and gave me a kiss while stroking my cock."That was amazing babe," She cooed."That it was Helen," I answered with a smile.After that I pretty much fell straight asleep. I don't know what my sister did but what felt like five minutes later I was woken up by Helen."Ryan, Ryan get up," Helen was rocking me while sobbing."What the matter?" I'm late."At first I had no idea what she was on about then when sleep disappeared I realised."OH! Are you sure?" Of course I'm fucking sure," Helen was in tears by this stage. "What are we going to do?" Nothing we can do is there"I couldn't think I was in complete shock. No way could I have got my sister pregnant.The next few days were pretty tense between Helen and me. We argued about everything and pretty much hated each other for getting ourselves into this mess.I went to the shops and grabbed a pregnancy test. Funnily enough the shop attendant said "good luck." She wouldn't be saying that if she realised it was.
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